- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

matt is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Happy Monday!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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