why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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