haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What's one plus one? two.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Indians

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A man was shot. He died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

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