- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

i dont care if you rate me or not

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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