Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A car walks into a bar.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

My children are mistakes

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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