A man died.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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The Labour Party.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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