Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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