Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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one stop shop

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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