A penis walks into a bar..

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Balls

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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