- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

antonis sister is mighty fine

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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