What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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