- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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