How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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