Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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