- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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