- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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