- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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