- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

knock knock come in

The cream, it is coming

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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