- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Trump will make America great again.

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