- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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