- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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