What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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