- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??