- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.