Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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