- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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