- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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