What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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