- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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