How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Brain fart

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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