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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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