- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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