How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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