- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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