There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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