Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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