Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Antijokes...

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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I was watching Fox news.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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