Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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HEY!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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