- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock. Come in.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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