- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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