"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

jd and zach loves vigina

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

WOw you have no life

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

hashtags suck balls

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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