If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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one stop shop

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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