- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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