What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Large 4

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...