Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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