- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Eric is gay Ha

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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