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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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