- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You're a big fat monkey.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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