a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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