- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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